Extreme Makeover: Slides Edition

What's your impression of this slide? Boring! Ugly! Text heavy! Your job is to present this material in an engaging and easy-to-understand slide or two. You can explain what you'd do in the text box, or better yet - show us! Create a new slide from ours (copy and paste or File -> Make a Copy) and share the link to your "made over" version (don't forget to make the file sharable/public first). This is a skill you'll need in most jobs you'll have in the future, so it's great to practice now.